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Dec 09, 2006, 07:45 PM // 19:45
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?
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Tis the season to be evil?
Greetings all, I have never been big on Christmas, infact I down right just don't like it, but I go along with it to make people happy. Anyways I just got thinking, if you had once chance to ruin Christmas what would you do?
Personally I would walk into a room full of small children and say "I just received word that Santa's sled has been shot down over the sea of Japan.... there were no survivors, Christmas is over." I know I am a bad person, but just to see the looks on their faces would be priceless. So what would you do? Snakes in the stocking? Super glue on the new sweater? Wake up your husband and say "I'm pregnant." You don't actually have to do it, I just want to see what colourful ideas you all come up with. |
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Dec 09, 2006, 09:30 PM // 21:30
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Jersey, Channel Islands
Guild: Perfection Is Everything [PiE]
Profession: W/
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hmmm... go round trick or treating.
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Dec 10, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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i would dress up as santa and when the kids ask me for a present ill pull off my fake beard and tell them they arent getting anything!
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Dec 10, 2006, 02:44 AM // 02:44
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Id give them WoW for christmas
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Dec 10, 2006, 06:18 AM // 06:18
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Guild: Blood Of Orr [BoO]
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I'd dress up in a Santa suit and light myself on fire, wearing protective clothing of course. I'd run as far down a street as I could, making witnesses out of as many children as I could (+50 points for each orphan!) |
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Dec 10, 2006, 06:27 AM // 06:27
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Site Legend
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Old Skool '05
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Dec 10, 2006, 08:42 AM // 08:42
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Cute And Fluffy in My Tummy
Guild: Cult Classic [CC]
Profession: R/
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Dec 10, 2006, 02:39 PM // 14:39
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: stranded in vabbi this time
Guild: None [N/A]
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industrial adhesive on the toilet seat. someone wont get any presents!
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Dec 10, 2006, 07:52 PM // 19:52
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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lamo rofl wtf??? hehehe |
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Dec 10, 2006, 09:05 PM // 21:05
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Guild: [ToA]
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look at the dated on the tombstone. he was 164 years old. btw priceless picture.
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Dec 11, 2006, 03:25 AM // 03:25
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Raged Out
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Well i would probably go to an elementry school yelling to all the little kids Santa isnt real, that is truly evil
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Dec 11, 2006, 05:51 PM // 17:51
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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no way, Santa can't be dead!
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Dec 11, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: stranded in vabbi this time
Guild: None [N/A]
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since santa is dead there is only one thing that we can do...make a robot santa that does all the work that santa would normally do! what could possibly go wrong?
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Dec 11, 2006, 07:14 PM // 19:14
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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Evil Santa robot like the one in Futurama where he kills peoples on Christmas day for being nice?
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